Veni, vidi, vici

May 24

im no cactus expert, but i know a prick when i see one

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May 23

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Finding the perfect porn to masturbate to takes longer than the masturbating itself.

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May 21

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May 20

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twistedviper:

whorusszahhak:

perfectionistdia:

whorusszahhak:

don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish

But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.

thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY

(Source: fefarielle, via kaaawehi)

May 19

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May 18

swiftingthrough:

say “no” to peer pressure

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May 17

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