"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone
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my last words are probably going to be ‘wait what’
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Why the fuck is it so impossible for me to form any coherent thoughts whenever I talk to a girl I find attractive. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuucking hell
I wonder if you think about me as much as I think about you
Anonymous asked: How often do you masturbate?
Not as much as I’d like to. I used to do it for maybe 2 or 3 hours a day. My life has been really busy lately, what with school and such, so I haven’t had much free time, unfortunately. I’d like to get back into it though, because I’ve just been really stressed out lately, and I could definitely use a release.
FUCK! WAIT! NO I THOUGHT THIS SAID “MEDITATE” GODDAMMIT FUCK SHIT
STOP REBLOGGING THIS I FUCKING THOUGHT IT SAID MEDITATE
according to physics, nothing ever quite touches. when you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you’re touching. so no, officer, technically i’m not jacking off right now